living in backwoods vermont and hating every moment of it.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
hes like “oooooh yiiiiiissssss motha fuckin dirt bath”
Soo I’m gonna use this as a reference yes
remember jerboa and how i want 10 as pets
i don’t know what to do
Cosmo Sex Tip #676
When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
i kind of died laughing when i read this
Lucille is the best.
So in the back office at work there are a bunch of plaques with cut out Taylor Swifts riding things from Iron Maiden… reasons I love my job.
